Father's got a new phone. He needs his contacts synced with Google, he needs WhatsApp, he needs Dropbox. He doesn't need Play Music and Play Movies and Play Newsstand and Play Magazines and Play raping the neighbour's kids and Play the 1999 Moby album but that's installed anyway. The intransparency of these systems make me fucking sick; it's like a digital HIV infection. I feel sorry for my father.