With Disney buying most of 21st Century Fucks, a heartless sociopath being the richest man in the world, AT&T absorbing TimeWarner for $85bn, and Silicon Valley companies building more huge monopolies at an alarmingly fast pace, here are some visions for the future:
- AT&T+TimeWarner is going to buy Comcast, then Disney, thus controlling the whole entertainment production and distribution pipeline and start ruining independent studios
- Google, Amazon and Facebook are going to have a threesome somewhen in 2025, and people are only able to use their service in exchange to selling their bodies to Zuck
- the economy collapses in 2030 because 90% of the USA will have starved to death and said monopolies can't exist without buying power
- I will sit on the bench in front of my lodge in Tonga and laugh my ass off
I can hardly wait and because I know it's the same with you, please watch this Comcast-owned clip over and over again until China annexes the United States and ask yourself how it could come to this.
And in case you think I'm unrealistic, just play some agar.io. Remember the game only works by resetting itself every now and then and remember the economy's last reset was one hundred years ago.
You know what I predict when these mergers and acquisitions get even more out of control by 2030? Pipe bombs in headquarters, probably.
Can't wait for the day CharCastLinkAT&CoxIzonTierComStream USA enforce 1984 but it's all cool cause muh private speech and muh philosophically illiterate xkcd comic showing me the door.